Tuesday, September 17, 2013

(My) Self-Exile – Rhetoric in “सरकारी भाषा”

“...ఏ దేవి వరము నీవు చిరు నీడలేల కనులా....(Telugu)


The Government has accepted majority of the recommendations of the Self-Reform Committee (SRC) with a caveat to consider exceptional cases on case-to-case basis.

In a bid to achieve better results and calm the jitters of the temporary imbroglio, the Centre has appointed the Self Reform Committee (SRC) under the chairmanship of RGV in the first half of the current fiscal. And within one month of its appointment, the Committee has submitted its recommendations to the Government. It has recommended imposing of a self-exile and a moratorium on all the social activities until a regulatory set-up is formulated.

Interestingly, the apex court appointed Technical Expert Committee (TEC) too has recommended a moratorium on the social activities in totality, way back in 2009.
           
          The recommendations of the SRC include: to turn a blind eye to the events happening in and around your circle; to focus only on the events which are in direct relation to your goal; to formulate a daily routine and see that you never miss out on it even for a single day; forget about meeting, contacting me is itself next to impossible; One cannot reach me either on phone or social networking websites; to incarcerate yourself in your own world where you can see only your goal and nothing else, among other things.
        
         The SRC has also noted that the ramifications of implementing its recommendations might be calamitous but the Government should be able to bellicose the fiend in its system and emerge out a winner. These stringent recommendations might be discordant to the views of the larger sections of the society but it is to be noted that there are no subterfuges to achieve your prodigious goal.

         The Government has notified that every effort shall be made to ensure that the SRC recommendations are implemented in toto.
  

“...నీ నాద స్వరం పోల వందా....(Tamil)